Walking on the sidewalk is rife with potential hazards, such as accumulating blisters, tripping over potholes, or discovering the $100 bill of a vengeful ghost. Stave off aches and paranormal debts with today’s Groupon to Segway of Los Angeles or Segway of Long Beach. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get a two-hour segway tour of Santa Monica (an $86.31 value).
- For $39, you get a two-hour segway tour of Long Beach (an $86.31 value).<p>
Experienced tour guides direct packs of elevated sightseers on speedy, two-hour excursions through local sand and sun. Seasoned segway technicians guide students through a 20-minute training session and hands-on riding lesson, teaching acceleration, turning, and lullabies for putting tired units to bed. Sporting a dashing plastic head-koozie provided for use during the tour, riders glide over asphalt roadways for two hours of consuming facts and local history. Santa Monica tours sashay past sandy vistas and scenic views of Venice Beach. Long Beach tour-goers traipse across the waterfront and its rich history and landmarks, scurrying past Rainbow Harbor, the world’s largest mural, and Aquarium of the Pacific at speeds of up to 24 miles per hour—the same speed at which all Pacific-dwelling fish swim. Gliding over bridges and around lagoons, sightseers can snap a commemorative photo in front the Lions Lighthouse for Sight, or the majestic Queen Mary docked alongside its long-time tugboat, the Stable Boy Stan.