Jangle keys in front of a child and he'll giggle for hours; teach a child to turn the keys in the ignition and he'll grow up, get a job, and drive himself to the key factory. Accelerate maturation with today's deal: for $35, you get a one-month membership (up to a $78 value) with waived initiation fee (a $40 value) and unlimited open-gym attendance to Gymboree Play & Music (up to a $118 total value). This Groupon is redeemable for learning-filled fun at one of five Houston-area locations: on Post Oak Boulevard, Tomball Parkway, Memorial Suite B, College Park Drive and Missouri City.

Gymboree offers a bevy of baby-engaging classes in which parents and wee ones work together to build tots' creativity and encourage development through play. Weekly classes are available for every age from the freshly born sapling to the 5-years-young wise wanderer. This deal includes rhythm-building music classes, imagination-expanding art classes, and Gymboree's most popular class, Play & Learn. The one-month membership in such a class allows guests to take one class per week, with makeups available during enrollment if they miss a class. This deal also includes unlimited attendance at Gymboree's open-gym sessions (contact location for schedule).

One Groupon must be purchased for each child, and each child must be accompanied by at least one adult (but more than one adult is welcome). The 45-minute classes help to build an everlasting bond that feels like being tethered to each other with ethernet cable.