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Reviewed January 3, 2012
What You'll Get
Detoxing the body cleanses the organs of impurities, rejuvenates fatigued figures, and scrubs down auras slathered in birthday-cake frosting. Wash your spirit clean with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a gravity colon hydrotherapy treatment at H2O Flow in Brooklyn (a $100 value).
H2O Flow irrigates clogged digestive highways with a holistic approach to colonics, iridology, and nutritional consultation. Unlike the pressurized waterworks of a traditional colonic, the 45-minute gravity colon hydrotherapy treatment takes a gentler and safer approach to cleansing colons of waste and toxins. A trained technician pilots the specialty speculum as the tag team duo of water and gravity work together to clear the bottom end of the digestive tract in a private, comfortable alcove. This personal regulation provides a more natural line of attack for sprucing up bowel tunnels, as the body has the ability to control the flow of aqua into the system, and odor is greatly masked by the speculum and a specialized Zorro costume. Adhering to strict sanitation rules, all colon wands are purified with a soothing soak of 35% hydrogen peroxide and a heat-sanitizing bath in an autoclave before combating the next congested intestine. Check here for further info about the history of colonics and their ample contribution to better functioning bodies and grammatically correct sentences.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24 hour cancellation notice required or fee of $25 applies. Subject to availability. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.