More than half the human body is composed of water, delicately balancing the remaining components of oxygen, calcium, proteins, and Timbits. Keep your body at optimum liquidity with today's Groupon: for $25, you get three months of water delivery, plus a water cooler, from H2O Zone Water (up to an $84 value).
H2O Zone delivers locally sourced and purified water directly to the citizenry of Greater Victoria. Reverse osmosis and ozone remove microorganisms and trace minerals more effectively than traditional additives such as chlorine or fluoride, resulting in cleaner, better-tasting water that brings out more flavour when brewing coffee or baking horseradish cakes. H2O Zone's delivery staff arrives every two to four weeks depending on customers' usage and location, delivering up to five five-gallon bottles each month (up to a $42 value per month after a complimentary first month). Empties are taken back to be sanitized, refilled, and sealed with a spill-proof cap, or fashioned into makeshift drum kits for visiting nieces or lethargic roommates. Parched domicile dwellers can also prearrange water drop-off and pickup times for when they won't be home. Because most homeowners lack a troupe of cup-wielding satyrs to serve them, this Groupon includes a water cooler to support both the water bottles and any resident living sculptures.