In ranking humankind's favorite frozen treats, the top-three winners are (in no particular order) ice cream, iced coffee, and the easy-to-digest lyricisms of Vanilla Ice. Indulge in the most scoopable of these with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of ice cream at the Häagen-Dazs shop on South Market Street.
Originally introduced to American dairy connoisseurs in 1976, Häagen-Dazs ice-cream shops cool tongues and mollify sweet teeth with their scrumptious selection of frosty treats. The shops dispense a plethora of classic and specialty concoctions crafted from the brand's high-quality ice creams, which are famous for their richness of flavor, firmness of texture, and their ability to speak fluent Dutch. Dessert-famished customers can feast upon their favorite Häagen-Dazs flavors (selections vary by store), using them to build sinful sundaes ($4.25–$6.95), festive frozen cakes, and slurp-worthy smoothies ($6.25) and shakes ($6.15). Or delight your taste sensors with a house-specialty Dazzler sundae ($6.95), which a tendency to incite spontaneous jazz hands from all who dive into its decadent depths.