What You'll Get
Like a boomerang thrown by a vengeful ghost on a carousel, unwanted hair always returns. Combat obstinate coifs with today's Groupon: for $99, you get up to seven laser hair removal treatments for the chin, upper lip, brow, or under arms (up to an $850 value) at Hair Free by Dolores located in Port Orange.
Licensed electrologist and trained laser technician Dolores employs an experienced hand to lavish stubborn stubble with waves of bristle-blasting laser beams. Dolores's GentleLASE Plus preens pesky pelts under a physician's guidance, gently sloughing away froward follicles in an approximately 10-minute treatment that channels beams of extraterrestrial-hijacked laser light to intergalactically assail hair at the root. Average smooth seekers experience only a slight sting during the procedure, and shed singed tresses within one to three weeks. Silken- sheathed skeletons usually experience a 70-90% reduction in wayward whiskers but an 80% increase in unpleasant encounters with whiskered Sonic the Hedgehogs, and sometimes wrangle rare side effects such as blistering, hyperpigmentation, hypopigmentation, and scarring. Removal typical takes six treatments, but this Groupon is valid for a seventh treatment if necessary.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit per 1 visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid for chin, neck, upper lip, and under arms. Not valid for brow and bikini treatments. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Laser Center of Port Orange
A licensed electrologist since 1996 and certified in laser hair removal since 2001, Dolores Holleman has built her career on a foundation of laser beams. Inside her medical office, Dolores controls lasers to remove unwanted hair from all areas of the body, including the face, underarms, and legs. All laser hair removal sessions are done under the direction of a physician. Aerolase Neo Nd:YAG equipment—which works on all shades of skin—shuts down the follicles that produce hair and reality shows about hair. Dolores also employs healing wavelengths to eliminate fungal infections sprouting underneath toenails.