Hair follicles often become emaciated due to constantly expending energy to retain their vice-like grip on the scalp. Bulk up thinned-out strands with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three months of laser hair enhancement sessions (up to eight sessions/month) at Hair Tailors (a $750 value).
Helmed by 30-year salon veteran Howard Karp, the Hair Tailors staff aims to amplify the lushness of tresses with low-level laser hair enhancement sessions. During up to eight 30-minute sessions per month, preceded by a personalized consultation, a technician bathes hair and scalps in the bristle-boosting glow of 79 non-thermal cold laser lights. The therapeutic red light treatment seeks to bolster follicles manufacture new strands, increase the growth rate of existing hair, and convince surly keratin molecules to participate in the morning calisthenics program. To engender a supportive environment for even the shyest of strands, all treatments occur in a private room equipped with satellite television and modesty-enhancing space helmets. After three months, many heads may experience increased hirsuteness, verified by before, during, and after shots snapped to assess the reforestation efforts.