If left untended, hands have been known to flee arms and take up residence with Addams families. Keep hands from autonomy with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a level-one manicure and pedicure at Hairbenders temporarily in Webb City (up to a $78 value).
Armed with high-quality polishes and a passion for keratin restoration, owner Kevin Lane and his team of nail masters prepare glove and stocking stuffers to emerge for springtime. During the level-one manicure (up to a $27 value) and level-one pedicure (up to a $51 value), five-pronged pals soak and soften before their tips are trimmed and buffed until shinier than a shellacked pear.
A massage invigorates paws, and then nails are painted new, vibrant shades capable of controlling traffic with a mere finger or toe flick. Customers may upgrade to a french manicure ($5) or add a paraffin treatment ($5) to remove dead skin cells and give skin that coveted "alive" look.