What You'll Get
Like autumn leaves, hair falls out, changes colors, and can be used as decorative bookmarks. Slow the supply of follicular place holders with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get three months of low-level laser hair-restoration treatment at Hairline Clinic at their locations in Akron and Independence (a $725 value).
Hairline Clinic, in business for more than 45 years, treats molting manes with nonsurgical procedures designed to thwart and repair hair loss in men and women. The Laser Tech 9000 gently employs 51 diode lasers and 51 LED lights to fertilize cranial crops with therapeutic red light, designed to stimulate cell repair and hair growth without harming the skin and scalp. Attempt to immobilize retreating hairlines without hiring carbonite-equipped bounty hunters by opting for 15- to 30-minute sessions of low-level laser therapy once or twice a week. Although clients in the early stages of balding are the ideal candidates for laser therapy, people already losing their hair at the rate of an unwatered Dwight D. Eisenhower Chia Pet may also experience improved hair growth. Like bathing in a sea of smart phones, there are no known side effects.
Although noticeable improvements in hair growth can occur after three months of treatment, Hairline Clinic recommends treatment for at least six months for best results.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must start treatment by 10/7/11, treatment ends 3 months from start date. By appointment only. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.