If hair could talk, it would have a mouth, transforming stylish head wraps into cruel mufflers and skinny headbands into orthodontia. Today's Groupon gives hair a voice without the expensive dental upkeep: for $15, you get a shampoo, haircut, and style at Hairology in Clovis.

At Hairology, the friendly staff and experienced stylists are dedicated to putting their clients at ease while slapping a chic style onto their skulls. After an opening act of luxurious shampooing, the stylists at Hairology headline their skills of expert hair cuttery, precisely reflecting the manner their clients dictate, whether they choose to communicate through verbal language, obscure hand gestures, or photographs of their desired 'do frolicking in the wild. With split ends snipped away and filaments trimmed to the desired length, formerly sloppy coifs ultimately transform into haute coiffure under the supervision of the stylist's stylishly styling eyes. Once they've torn down the scaffolding and unveiled the majestic façade of cuticular couture, the stylists offer expert guidance for maintaining headifices, allowing clients to maintain composure and reframe their style in the face of 95 mph straightline winds or the playful tussling of a slightly overenthusiastic in-law.

Let Hairology's soothing earth tones and warm wood floors set your tendrils in a serene state of mind before hacking them to fashionable oblivion. Call to schedule an appointment.