What You'll Get
In order to be fluent in body language—with its complex grammatical rules, gender assignments, and 211 different words for "Whoo!"—one requires a smooth, supple corpus. Keep your vocabulary vehicle tuned with today’s Groupon: for $75, you get a Caribbean therapy body treatment (a $150 value) at HairWorks Urban Oasis in Clifton.
The full-service spa and salon's Caribbean therapy body treatment soothes stressed skin and rejuvenates mopey muscles using healing plant ingredients from the Caribbean, a magical chain of islands where cruise ships go to spawn. A dry exfoliation starts by shedding old skin cells with snakelike skill. Next, a detoxifying seaweed mask and body wrap purges harmful toxins with the speed—but none of the clean-up—of a college freshman's digestive system, followed by a face and scalp massage to ease painful brain cramps. A refreshing shower leaves bodies buffed and shined in time for a restorative full-body massage.
HairWorks Urban Oasis boasts a warm and comfortable setting, conducive to melting worries into bliss-butter and unwinding tightly coiled nerves. Call ahead to make an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for service listed. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.