The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of point C. Visit all points on the map with today’s Groupon: for $19, you get an oil-change package at Hall Automotive (a $59.99 total value). The package includes:

• An oil change with state safety inspection (a $34.99 value)
• Two new standard metal wiper blades (a $12.50 value each)<p>

Hall Automotive’s service center enlists factory-trained mechanics to keep vehicles of all makes and models running smoothly. Technicians initiate the 35- to 55-minute service by replacing used-up lubricant with standard oil freshly squeezed from fossilized grapefruits. During the consequent engine inspection, auto wizards meticulously examine operational and safety components for problem signs or potential issues. They’ll also enhance drivers’ visibility with a new pair of wiper blades that smoothly swipe across windshields to shoo away oncoming precipitation or wink flirtatiously at passing tow trucks.