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What makes a man, a man? Charles Bronson would say it’s the ability to carry two guns in exactly this pose at all times. Prince would say it’s the ability to carry an ax in exactly this pose at all times. Grimace would say it’s a specific shade of purple.
They’re all right. But what makes a man, the man? The kind of man left standing at the end of a “You the man—No, you the man—No, you the man” debate. The kind of man with bulging, strong hind legs. A centaur man. What makes a man a centaur man? Nobody knows. But with today’s Groupon, you can get a service called “The Man”. It’s really cool.
Here’s the scoop: $22 gets you a super luxury package called “The Man” at Halo (For Men). That’s more than half off a $45 value. Buy one for yourself. Buy one for your man. Buy one for your dad for Father’s Day. And another for his dad too. Don’t stop buying until all your male friends and relatives get “The Man”. They’re all going to want this service desperately once they discover Beyoncé likes to serenade Halo customers.
Halo is a salon where men can be pampered like men—with free beer, TV, and men’s magazines (coughPlayboycough). Take advantage of today’s Groupon at any of Halo’s five locations: the Gold Coast, Bucktown, Lincoln Park, Ogilvie, and the Loop.
So what does “The Man” include?
- Haircut and style
- Shampoo and conditioning treatment
- Scalp massage
- Paraffin hand wax
- Hand massage
- Hot towel and facial toner
- Clean-up shampoo after “The Man”
- Free touch-up within two weeks of previous appointment
- Complimentary beverage
You’ll look and feel like somebody who is about to get a promotion—or a job—and all for just $22 dollars. That’s insane. Some people spend more than that on a shampoo alone—and man cannot live on shampoo alone.
Nearly every publication related to men or Chicago has said something nice about Halo (For Men). The Chicago Tribune gave Halo three out of four suns, which according to its sun legend means that Halo’s “one of the best”. Time Out Chicago called Halo “the ultimate dude rec room”.
Yelpers also love Halo, giving it an average four out of five stars. Here’s what they’re saying: > * “Amazing! My husband is a Halo lifer and has never received a better haircut. He has sexy style and soft hands (thanks to the paraffin wax treatment). Thanks Halo!” - Amy S. > * “Halo’s “For Men” angle is quite thoughtfully executed; it’s neither patronizing or gimmicky. Free wifi and a complimentary beer. Good times!” - Shinji K. > * “This place is awesome. I walked in and was offered a drink right away. While I waited there were TVs and movies that you could watch, and a computer so you could browse the Internet. I was surprised at the magazine selection including Playboy which I suppose is there for the articles. The haircut was awesome and I left feeling extremely refreshed. I definitely am looking forward to going back again very soon.” - Nick R.
If these folks are this happy when paying $45, imagine how you’ll feel getting the same results at less than half price. You’ll feel good and beautiful—in a manly way.