Massage therapy works best when served by a doctor, much like friend chicken tastes best when served by Colonel Sanders. Trust the professionals with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a chiropractic package at Halo Chiropractic (a $154 value). The package includes the following:

• A 60-minute massage (a $55 value)
• A chiropractic consultation (a $99 value)<p>

Dr. Iris Williams incorporates her chiropractic know-how into curative massages designed to treat clients stricken by ailments including back pain, sleep disorders, and high blood pressure. One-on-one consultations accompany each treatment, allowing patients a private venue to discuss their chiropractic expectations for the massage, which is then customized to their particular needs. Ideal for boosting circulation and increasing flexibility in the body’s connective tissue, chiropractic massage may also aid in the purging of hazardous bodily toxins, which are then bottled up and mailed to childhood bullies.