What You'll Get
When the Trans-Canada Highway Act of 1948 was passed, the system's designers envisioned a lawless, death-race arena where only the fastest could avoid being killed by mechanical gulls. Experience a thrilling fraction of this racing dream with today's Groupon: for $16, you get 30 laps (a $33.90 value) at Hamilton Indoor Go Karts in Hamilton. Hamilton Indoor boasts one of Ontario's fastest go-kart rides upon its enclosed, weatherproof 1,200-foot track. Senior speedsters 58" tall and above can accelerate beyond 60 km/h to escape bloodthirsty youngsters in junior karts (for riders 48"–58" in height). Provide a record of your mythic runs to skeptical cohorts with printed lap reports accurate to 1/1000 of a second. Post-bout, racers can kick back in the public lounge, which boasts an arcade, billiards, and seating for up to 80 cheering psychiatric residents.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Reservation required; subject to availability. Valid for 1 driver. Driver must meet height requirements listed on website. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.