What You'll Get
Much like an automobile, the human body requires proper care to stay healthy and good-looking for calendar photos. Maintain your natural mode of transportation with today’s Groupon: for $799, you get six Zerona laser body-sculpting treatments at Hamilton Surgical Arts in Noblesville (a $1,700 value).
The medical team of Dr. Jackson and Dr. Lowery helm Hamilton Surgical Arts, slimming figures with FDA-approved Zerona lasers. During sessions, held within 48–72 hours of each other, lasers seek out and emulsify adipose tissue, sending fat to a lovely farm where it can live out its days frolicking with other fat. Each noninvasive treatment sculpts waistlines, hips, midsections, and thighs, potentially trimming 3 inches or more in just two weeks. An absence of recovery time gives clients more time to shorten their measuring tapes, take in clothes, and repurpose scales as postmodern wall clocks.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only on the waist, hips, midsection, and thighs. Valid only at Noblesville location. Treatments are non-transferable. Not valid for treatment of morbid obesity. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Hamilton Surgical Arts
Dr. Robert Jackson modifies the way people look, but he also aims to shape the future of cosmetic surgery in the United States. When he's not filling wrinkles, removing fat, or tightening loose skin at Hamilton Surgical Arts, he authors articles for medical journals, plays tic-tac-toe on cocktail napkins, and contributes wisdom to professional organizations that oversee and uphold industry standards. Dr. Jackson works alongside Dr. Chris Lowery, a board-certified doctor of general and cosmetic surgery. The doctors combine their expertise to help clients attain their desired look, whether through minimally invasive or surgical procedures.