What You'll Get
Before the invention of teeth, children had to make money the old-fashioned way—by molding gold bullion into the shape of Alexander Hamilton's profile. Mint a priceless smile with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a dental exam, full x-rays, and a take-home whitening kit at Hammerlee Dental Care (a $224 total value).
Hammerlee Dental Care's teeth curators treat mouth bones with 21 services and technologies and specialize in cosmetic and family dentistry. During the comprehensive dental exam, Dr. Hammerlee and his trained tooth technicians gently traverse the terrain between lips and uvula to detect dental distress, screen for oral cancer, and find notes written by previous dentists (a $61 value). Recline comfortably as intraoral cameras project the procedure onto a flat-screen television before the gnasher photo session concludes with a full series of digital x-rays to uncover any lurking subsurface cavities (a $98 value). Continue to pamper chompers at home or on a bus tour of America's toothpaste factories with an oral-care kit (a $15 value) and take-home whitening kit, which includes a 21-day supply of Crest Whitestrips Supreme Professional Strength that pack a higher concentration of whitening than store-bought strips and leave cuisine disassembly equipment shinier than Mt. Everest's midday mirror reflection (a $50 value).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid for new and existing customers. Must be 16 or older. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.