Though it doesn't provide the discomfort and high-ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $80, you get a one-hour relaxation massage and a one-hour signature facial at Hand & Stone Massage and Facial Spa (up to a $160 value). Purchase a location-specific Groupon for one of the following three locations: Commack, Jericho, or Huntington.

Stressful things such as jobs and stress can transform your once-nimble muscles into rigid two-by-fours. A relaxation massage will relight your internal furnace and flexibilify your tense muscles. The benefits of massage are numerous and include stress reduction, pain relief, and an improved attitude toward Segway cops who don't use turn signals. After sixty slow-ticked minutes of massage, Hand & Stone’s friendly aestheticians will turn their attention towards the visage with a Signature Facial designed to cleanse, exfoliate, and renew. The facial also includes a neck and shoulder massage in addition to a therapeutic moisturizer, a combo that lulls guests into a state of deep, hypnotic relaxation akin to the after-effects of a magician's lullaby.

Reviews

SpaFinder.com reviewers can't get enough of Hand & Stone Massage and Facial Spa. Four reviewers give the Commack location a perfect five-star rating, four give the Jericho location an average rating of three stars, and five give the Huntington location an average of 4.5 stars.

• From the moment that I walked through their door, the staff made me feel at home. They let me meet the massage therapists to make sure that I was comfortable. There aren't too many places that do that. Hand and Stone really cares about the client. – Frank D, Commack location
• The Huntington team took great care of me and made me feel like the most important person in the world. – maryellenm, Huntington location