Though it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour relaxation massage or signature facial, plus a hot towel and foot exfoliation (up to a $109.95 value) at Hand & Stone Massage and Facial Spa in Hamilton.

Dim lighting, soft music, and therapeutic aromas set the soothing tone for Hand & Stone Massage and Facial Spa's relaxing treatments. Both options begin with a brief consultation to uncover any nagging knots or overgrown facial areas that may need special care. During a relaxation massage, licensed therapists offer a personalized knot-kneading that combines several techniques to relieve muscle tension and stress, recharge bodily batteries, and tranquillize the mind. The benefits of massage are numerous and include stress reduction, pain relief, and an improved attitude toward segway cops who don't use turn signals.

A signature facial allows customers to face their face with confidence, starting with a deep pore cleansing, exfoliation, and extraction for improved anterior respiration. A customized neck and shoulder massage follows, and a therapeutic mask and moisturizer finish the job by smoothly serving and protecting the epidermis. Aestheticians' flexible skills and magical hands can serve all skin types, from dry to oily to rubbery.

Though Hand & Stone Massage and Facial Spa offers introductory discounts online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

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