What You'll Get
Massage is an ancient healing art that is successful at relieving tension, unlike the ancient art of gently caressing voodoo dolls or exorcizing the kinks out of innocent epidermis. Leave miniature replicas of yourself behind with today's Groupon to Hands For You Massage. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $50 value).
- For $30, you get a 60-minute deep-tissue massage (a $60 value).
Licensed massage therapist and master tissue de-tightener Sharla Darter tenderly tends to tense torsos and stressed stems. During a one-hour Swedish massage, gliding strokes and gentle kneading lull strained souls into blissful oblivion. With 60 minutes of deep-tissue massage, meat tenderizes to banish aches, knots, and nesting blowfish, relieving chronic muscle pain and tension. Massages are tailored to the kneading needs of each client.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only, subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.