What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your body for granted with today's deal: for $30 you get a one-hour massage (a $60 value) at Hands on Healing, located on Vaughn Road.
Each massage at Hands on Healing begins with a complimentary posture analysis designed to tailor every stroke to the client's individual needs. Choose from any of the specialized massages, including deep tissue, sports, neuromuscular therapy, and prenatal, and then allow one of Hands on Healing's resident therapists to go to work. For pain relief, stress reduction, and injury recovery, this 60-minute session packs enough pointed pressure and diligent kneads to send anybody's body on a one-way trip to Relaxation Town, a community that's still fighting for government funding.
This Groupon is valid for massages from all therapists except Anthony and Jacob. Appointment must be made for chosen massage.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Valid only for select massage therapists. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.