Relaxing can be difficult in the new-age hustle and bustle of instant messaging, overloaded to-do lists, and making preparations for the zombie apocalypse. Take a break from thwarting the undead's global takeover with today's Groupon to Hands On Healing Professionals. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get a massage package with a 60-minute deep-tissue or hot-stone massage plus an aromatherapy scalp and hot-towel treatment (up to a $110 value).
- For $50, you get a body-treatment package consisting of a body wrap, face mask, and reflexology treatment (a $110 value).
Stephanie Metzger, Hands On Healing's licensed therapist, blends her knowledge of physical therapy into body treatments designed to heal and promote relaxation. During the massage package, Stephanie's strong, nimble hands chase away tension during a 60-minute kneading session, tailored for each individual's problem areas, natural posture, and speed at solving a Rubik's cube. Customers can choose a deep-tissue massage to alleviate aches with medium to heavy pressure or a hot-stone massage to melt muscular stress into a moppable puddle. An aromatherapy treatment completes the massage with a hot towel and mind-soothing essential oils.
Alternatively, the body-treatment package begins with a body wrap that cocoons customers in insulating bandages before bathing them in moisturizing body butter so they emerge softer, slimmer, and irresistibly drawn to english muffins. After, the facial defies Father Time with a mask designed to fade age lines into oblivion. Then, Stephanie turns her attention to the feet, where her reflexology techniques trigger healing responses throughout the body to alleviate pain and release stress built up from the daily grind combing beaches for buried silverware.