Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour integrated massage at Hands on Health (a $70 value) on Hendersonville Road.
Hands on Health subverts traditional massage styles, transcending the realm of relaxation by employing interdisciplinary healing power. Like combining ice-cream flavors in a towering sundae of optimum flavor, Hands on Health's deft massage therapists employ an integrative massage that combines modalities such as Swedish, deep-tissue, and medical massage to exorcise deleterious pain-imps from clients' bodies. From injury rehabilitation to chronic-pain relief, Hands on Health addresses each body's needs, soothing inflamed muscles and ironing knots into properly parallel sinew. The outcome-based technique aims to leave each body floating on a puffy cloud of peace, free from debilitating pain and motivated to practice airborne bike polo again.