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What You'll Get
Though hail is effective at chilling scotch, it makes for a soggy pillow stuffer and a hit-or-miss back massage. Enjoy human dependability with today's deal: for $35, you get a 60-minute massage (a $70 value) at Hands On Massage and Holistic Therapy, about 20 minutes north of Cincinnati in Sharonville. This Groupon is not valid for hot-stone massage or sauna treatment.
At Hands On, licensed massage therapist and relaxation guru Karen Lane treats crimped backs, knotted necks, and charley-horse-prone limbs with Valkyrian zeal, striking down symptoms of stress in the relaxing, Asian-inspired facility. As a master of many massage techniques, Lane analyzes each world-weary soul-sack to determine the best course of action, customizing 60-minute treatments to suit individual needs. Stiff-jointed specimens can seek Swedish massage, a classic technique that improves circulation, mollycoddles tense muscles, and melts stress quicker than the Ark of the Covenant can melt a villain's face. Neuromuscular and trigger-point therapy focuses on habitually pained places, wheedling hyperirritable spots into meek submission, and myofascial massage improves posture and range of motion while alleviating chronic pain and muscle tension. You'll leave the Hands On Massage premises with your muscular fibers singing as harmoniously as a barbershop quartet, instead of screeching like the lead singer of a Norwegian death-metal barbershop quartet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Hands On Massage and Holistic Therapy
WWE wrestlers, American Idol contestants, and chiropractors have all turned to Hands On Massage and Holistic Therapy's onsite licensed massage therapists for relief. The team has attracted these notable clients by mastering different techniques for different needs: Swedish massages induce a deep sense of relaxation, and neuromuscular massages locate pain's trigger point and stun it into submission before it causes clients to inadvertently name their firstborn children “Ouch.” Each of the center's many modalities is designed to target specific afflictions, and therapists further customize each treatment by focusing on each client's greatest areas of strain.