According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—which in turn repels aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior and interior with today's Groupon. For $65, you get a complete car detail at Hands On Mobile Auto Detailing (a $185 value). You can also apply your $185 worth of credit toward Hands On Mobile Auto Detailing's SUV and large-truck complete-detail prices ($205 to $235). Instilled with a peripatetic nomad's restlessness, Hands On Mobile Auto Detailing makes on-site visits to clients within the covered area.
Hands On Mobile Auto Detailing undoes the devious doings of dirt, sun, and kamikaze bugs with an array of automotive antidotes. Cars' exoskeletons get hand washed and then buffed to remove scratches left over from last summer's ill-fated trip to Jungle George's Lion Safari. An exterior polish gives jalopies a Christmas-morning shine, while hand-applied wax preserves the paint job in a carnauba coat (substitute a paint sealant for an extra $15). The experienced car-care professionals at Hands On will clean and condition your car's vinyl organs and leather entrails and use a steam-clean shampoo to get to the roots of the car's floor toupees. Before it's all over, friendly and thorough professionals will wash windows, mop mirrors, and absterge ashtrays.
Because the mobile car-care service visits vehicles in their natural habitats, Hands On spares automobilists gas, time, and grating games of roadkill bingo. The complete car detail takes between three and four hours, and all services are backed by Hands On Mobile Auto Detailing's 100% rust-dissatisfaction guarantee.