Without clothes, there would be no laundromats, and without laundromats, most of us would never get to see our unattainable crush's underwear. Today's Groupon lets you thank your dapperest duds by treating them to a spa day of sorts. For $15, you get $30 worth of eco-friendly dry-cleaning services at Hangers Cleaners, one of Kansasy City 10's Best Dry Cleaners. With two locations (in Lee's Summit and Martin City), Hangers Cleaners makes it as easy to remove the dijon mustard stain from one's left lapel as it was putting it there in the first place.

As one of the city's only eco-friendly garment-spiffers, Hangers Cleaners uses specialized detergents and a CO2-based process to gently lift stains, dirt debris, ectoplasm, Nickelodeon slime, and pie-fight residue without resorting to color-fading doses of heat or toxic cleaning chemicals. Furthermore, each Hangers Cleaners hygiene center is designed with sharp, modern aesthetics in mind to transform the experience of cleaning clothes from a dreary, periodic chore to a cheerfully anticipated task. Un-sully even the sulliest of dress shirts ($6.75), short-sleeved blouses ($6.75), dresses, ($13.50), suits ($14.70), blazers ($7.75), sweaters ($7.25), and more with today's Groupon to Hangers Cleaners, all without causing so much as a single condor cough or panda pimple.