What You'll Get
Without their hair, little girls could only braid pretzel dough, and concertgoers would be forced to vigorously shake mop heads during heavy-metal performances. Keep hair in your world with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 15 low-level laser hair restoration treatments at Hans Wiemann in Creve Coeur (a $975 value).
The mane magicians at Hans Wiemann have bestowed hair-restoration techniques on follicle-challenged headscapes for half a century, offering escapist locks the strength needed to stay. During each 15- to 30-minute session, a specialist wields cool, low-level lasers to stimulate the scalps of men and women, potentially thickening the hair shaft, promoting growth, and garnering the confidence necessary to leave the house sans Viking helmet. After a hair and scalp analysis determines whether treatment is a viable option, pulsating, heat-free lasers sweep over the scalp, helping to increase blood supply and to prompt hair follicles to heal damaged cells and possibly produce stronger, thicker head-noodles.
Hans Wiemann's laser treatment offers a painless alternative to hair-transplant surgery and hair-loss medication. If hair-transplant surgery has already occurred, the lasers can help strengthen the transported hair, stopping disoriented locks from trying to play the role of mutton chops in Civil War reenactments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate by 9/10/11, sessions expire 12 weeks from activation date. New clients only. Results may vary. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Hans Wiemann
Hans Wiemann has helped men and women reverse the effects of hair loss for more than 50 years. The experts can use a combination of massage, laser therapy, and MEDIceuticals products to increase circulation and stimulate new hair growth. Depending on the client's situation, they can also perform multi-unit hair grafts.