Like team mascots, hot dogs are beloved by sports fans and are frequently drowned in mustard. Apply condiments humanely with today's Groupon: for $6, you get $12 worth of hot dogs, casual American fare, and drinks at Happy House Hot Dogs in West Chicago.
The meat artists at Happy House Hot Dogs fill their menu and all nearby stomachs with juicy hot dogs, italian beef, and cheesy delights. Hide the face of a Vienna hot dog ($2+) with a chili mask and cheese hat to help it flee the scene after smothering hunger pangs. Customers can sandwich a leaping albacore tuna within a kaiser roll ($4.40), or snack on breaded zucchini ($2.50) and its dairy-laden cousin, the mozzarella stick ($2.95). Thirsts awoken by the consumption of spicy meats can be sated with soft drinks, fruit punch, or pink lemonade ($1.50–$1.95).