Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, and cleaning a vacationing neighbor's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon to Happy House Keeping. Choose from the following options:
For $49, you get three hours of cleaning for up to 1,500 square feet (a $255 value).
For $69, you get three hours of cleaning for 1,501–2,200 square feet (a $315 value).
For $89, you get three hours of cleaning for 2,201–3,000 square feet (a $375 value).
Happy House Keeping’s battery of detail-oriented grime busters spruce up every surface in sight, leaving paths of impeccable, sparkling rooms in their wake. Each squadron of fastidious cleaners deep cleans your room or rooms of choice from top to bottom, clearing away collections of silly-string cobwebs, scaring away secret fly societies that have formed atop ceiling fans, and shooing dust bunnies. With expertise in both wet and dry areas of the house, Happy House Keeping can ensure that no living room suffers from an unvacuumed carpet and that no laundry room’s dirty walls can camouflage sock-eating gremlins. Tack on an oven de-griming for $10, a dish washing for $5, and a floor wax or polish for $20 per room. With advance notice, eco-conscious patrons can request that Earth-friendly products grace their abodes for no extra charge.