What You'll Get
Lexicographers debate whether "land-lubber" is a distortion of "land-lobber," one who throws away deeds and titles carelessly, or “lend-scrubber,” a request from hygiene-obsessed sailors plagued by dermal barnacles. Demonstrate your command of nautical slang with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of seafood from Harbor Inn Seafood on Two Notch Road. Known for their jovial family atmosphere and cache of tasty treasures dredged from the vasty deeps, Harbor Inn offers a safe port in a storm of codless eateries. Plentiful lunch and dinner menus supply succulent ocean-meat alongside appetizers and salads. As flexible as a yogic dolphin, your Groupon may also be used on lunch specials and the children’s menu, and is valid for both dine-in and takeout orders. Alcohol is not served at Harbor Inn, but burned as fuel for the whisky-powered tabletop lighthouses.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Valid only at Columbia location. Must use in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.