Before golf was invented, grassy pastures were viewed as the exclusive territory of roaming sheep, herds of cattle, and overzealous Civil War reenactors. Celebrate turf's competitive utility with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a Member for a Day pass to Harmon Golf and Fitness Club plus a $10 voucher to the members-only Harmon Grille in Rockland (a $110 value).
Harmon Golf and Fitness Club introduces club-swingers to a special blend of golfing, working out, and dining. With a Member for a Day pass (a $100 value), golfers can warm up with unlimited range balls, unlimited use of bathroom hand dryers, and practice shots out of the bunker before flexing irons on either the nine-hole short course or nine-hole championship course. Avenge lost games with pull-up contests in the health club, or prep pasty skin for high-noon tee times with a dip in the tanning beds.
Rumbly pre- or postgame tummies can calm themselves by redeeming the $10 voucher at the members-only Harmon Grille. There, messy eaters will appreciate the stain-hiding properties of a pair of complexly plaid golf pants as they sink tooth after tooth into an 8 oz. Harmon burger ($6.99) or a smoked turkey wrap, which envelops bacon, tomato, and romaine lettuce in the mayo-smeared folds of a wheat tortilla ($6.99).