Like kneading dough, kneading muscles requires a gentle, but firm touch, and is often enhanced by an accompanying set of Hulk hands. Subject sore backs to a superhuman touch with today’s Groupon to Harmonious Lyfe Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get one 60-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or sports massage (a $65 value).<p>
- For $59, you get one 60-minute couples massage plus a gift of two wine glasses filled with chocolate-covered strawberries and lollipops which can be enjoyed at the spa or at home ($170 value).<p>
Sore muscles surrender pent-up stress and tension at Harmonious Lyfe Spa, where trained therapists cycle through multiple soul- and sinew-soothing modalities in private treatment rooms. Long, deliberate strokes and rhythmic kneads span the entire body during relaxing Swedish massages, which combine with a soothing scalp and foot massage to purge bodily toxins that are then bottled up and mailed to childhood bullies. Designed to relieve deep-set aches and chronic tension, therapeutic deep-tissue rubdowns target stricken muscles with slow, robust strokes and precise trigger-point work. Clients with active lifestyles can opt for a sports massage, which preps guests for workouts, sporting events, and intense, full-body yawns with Swedish techniques and stretching exercises designed to increase range of motion.
Candles cast their quivering glow over twosomes during the romantic couples massage, which woos the senses gentle kneads, soft music, and rose petals strewn about. After 60 minutes of soothing, full-body strokes, a complimentary foot scrub softens stompers hardened from moonwalks through wet cement. Ocean-blue curtains refurbish the sun’s penetrating rays into a dim, gauzy glow as tension-free tandems pluck chocolate-covered strawberries and lollipops from elegant wine glasses.