After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak's milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon: for $70, you get a mani-pedi, massage, and facial (a $160 total value) at Harmony Day Spa in the Southglen Shopping Center.

Harmony Day Spa pampers patrons from face to feet with an array of services designed to revamp and revivify the body's delicate outer coverings. With the spa's mani-pedi ($60), friendly digit decorators pare and polish nails with top-of-the-line products from nailcare brands such as OPI and skills honed from long stints tending the talons of persnickety ospreys. The basic facial ($50), meanwhile, treats clients' face-based pores to a thorough cleansing using Dr. Renaud's hyper-hydrating skincare line. The three-and-a-half hour package concludes with a full-body relaxation massage ($50), during which a massage therapist strives to soothe weary muscles using long, vigourous strokes and the gentle humanism of Swedish filmmaker Ingmar Bergman.