What You'll Get
Sea urchins are the healthiest, most relaxed creatures on Earth due to their positive self-image and spiny skin. Today's Groupon offers similar protection from stress, sickness, and sea otters: for $50, you get $100 worth of acupuncture services at Harmony Health Care Clinic.
Harmony Health Care Clinic offers primary care through Eastern medicine and acupuncture, firm in the belief that these services can augment Western medicine or replace it entirely by preventing illnesses and rejuvenating the body. Acupuncture treatments can address active symptoms and underlying causes in a near painless stimulation of the body's pathways to activate self-healing qi energy. New patients can slip into the soothing clinic for an initial visit, including exploration of medical history, current health woes, and attitudes toward the cactus fruit's spiny geometry ($100). Health-seekers may receive further advice on maintaining healthier lifestyles and nutrition plans in this 60- to 90-minute appointment. A regular 45- to 60-minute visit, for quick pinches of soul-sack maintenance, releases pent up toxins and perfects porcupine impressions ($60).
Acupuncture and other Eastern traditions, such as heat therapy or cupping, can address a variety of physical and mental concerns, including aiding in breaking nicotine addiction with a five-session treatment ($250).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.