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What You'll Get
Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today's Groupon to Harmony in Health Therapeutic Massage inside Genesis Health Club. Choose from the following options:
- For $29, you get a 60-minute massage (a $60 value).
- For $89, you get three 60-minute massages (a $180 value).
- For $89, you get two 90-minute massages (a $180 value).
The knowledgeable kneaders at Harmony in Health Therapeutic Massage combat the many manifestations of stress with tailored combinations of five massage modalities: Swedish, therapeutic, deep tissue, sports, and prenatal. Swedish massage layers surface-warming effleurage and knot-loosening petrissage into a muscle-mollifying sandwich of long, flowing strokes and slow-cooked meatballs. Therapeutic and sports massages stimulate blood and lymph circulation to improve range of motion, and often focus on resolving issues in specific muscle groups. Prenatal treatments can also improve mobility and relieve pain, but with specific consideration given to pregnancy-related discomforts. Deep-tissue massage delves beneath surface strata to slacken tension in the muscles and the crude pulley system that moves them.
Though not included in today’s deal, daycare is available for an addition charge for those accompanied by children and small monkeys dressed in polo shirts ($2 for the 1st child and $1/hour for each additional child). CPR-certified adults occupy kids aged 6 weeks to 13 years with games, crafts, movies, and books every Monday–Thursday from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Valid only for option purchased. Massages are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.