Transporting loads of foodstuffs and sugar snacks over pearly cobblestone mouth roads can result in potholes and bridge problems. Maintain your digestive highway with today's Groupon at Hartford Dental Group on Woodland Street. Choose from the following options:
- For $179, you get Zoom! in-office teeth whitening (a $499 value).
- For $99, you get a take-home teeth whitening kit (a $369 value).
- For $49, you get an exam, cleaning, and X-rays (a $283 value).
Hartford Dental Group, a collective of sharp-minded, nimble-fingered, and highly educated mouth bone experts, pledges comfortable and communicative care as they buff the prize pieces in your head's china cupboard. Those who opt for Zoom! whitening will soon see their smile bedecked with light-activated gel, which a non-violent laser will painlessly activate, erasing old chaw stains and the tooth fairy's graffiti. In the second option, a take-home whitening kit offers a more convenient, though less powerful method of refinishing the tongue-pillars, and can be handily performed while watching the news or reporting the news. Those whose dental needs are more traditional may opt for the thorough exam and cleaning, as well as the uncanny insight of X-rays.