A haunted house is born from a past tragedy, be it a grisly murder, a mysterious disappearance, or a long-forgotten bologna sandwich buried beneath the floorboards. Sign on for a spooky tour of an eerily cursed residence with today's Groupon: for $13, you get two tickets to the Descent Haunted Attraction from Haunted Ozarks (a $26 value). Choose from the following ticket dates:
- September 23, 24, 30, and October 1 (7 p.m.–11 p.m.)
- October 7, 8, 14, and 15 (7 p.m.–midnight)
- October 20 (7 p.m.–10 p.m.), 21–22 (7 p.m.–midnight), 23 (7 p.m.–10 p.m.), 27 (7 p.m.–11 p.m.), and 28–29 (7 p.m.–TBD)
Descent tests the mental fortitude of all who enter its 10,000-square-foot warehouse, confronting adventurers with their worst fears. Morris Grimm, forensic neuropsychiatrist and professor of biochemistry, vanished from a local university after a mind-control experiment went horribly wrong, causing him to lose his sanity and his access to the teacher's lounge's "Free Coffee Tuesdays." Though he was never seen again, his depraved work has continued to plague residents—numbers of people have turned up dismembered, a freshman recently returned home disoriented and covered in the blood of the victims, and mailbox flags have been mysteriously pulled up even though no mail resides within. Brave the unknown as you carefully tread through the remains of Grimm's grisly experiments at his last known location, all part of a live-action attraction containing convincing actors, Hollywood-style sets, and special effects.