Nail polish was invented around 3000 BC in ancient China—a fact that's doubly remarkable considering that human fingernails were only invented last year. Celebrate this admirable foresight with today’s Groupon to Haute Beauty Couture. Choose between the following options:

• For $15, you get a deluxe manicure package (a $35 total value). This package includes:
  • A deluxe manicure with paraffin wax treatment (a $20 value)
  • A buff shine or polish (a $5 value)
  • A 10-minute massage (a $10 value)

• For $25, you get a classic manicure-and-pedicure package (a $55 total value). This package includes:
  • A classic manicure (a $15 value)
  • A classic spa pedicure (a $25 value)
  • A buff shine or polish (a $5 value)
  • A 10-minute massage (a $10 value)

Haute Beauty Couture’s digit-primping professionals forsake acrylic nail polish and other toxic products in favor of organic, hand-enhancing alternatives. In the deluxe package, a manicure befriends phalanges with a customized cut, shape, moisturizing, and massage. Hand owners can choose whether to splash their nails with a swath of color or keep it simple with a shine-restoring buff. Haute Beauty Couture uses a polish free of toluene, formaldehyde, and dibutyl phthalate that can keep nails shiny and colorful before packing up and retiring to a comfortable Mardi Gras parade float. Taking luxury a step further, the deluxe manicure greets digits with a warm bath in paraffin wax that can help to soothe joints, moisturize skin, and deeply relax mankind's natural mitten companions.

Approximately 75 minutes long, the mani-pedi combines the comfort of a classic mani with a classic pedi, soothing toe talons with the use of a hot stone and a conditioning mud mask. A 10-minute hand or foot massage extends the pampering for both treatments, untying tension knots and easing neckaches incurred from raucous office-chair-derby races.