Along with damaging one's self-image, rogue hair can cause discomfort and serve as a static-filled attraction for feral balloons. Banish those marauding gasbags with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a Brazilian wax at Haute Wax in The Woodlands (a $60 value).
Haute Wax's staff of experienced aestheticians aims to minimize the discomfort that some clients feel during waxing with both relaxing personas and custom-blended waxes. The salon's hard-wax formula requires only a thin layer to hook all of the skin's unsightly fuzz. Without tearing at the epidermis itself, the hard wax's flexible-yet- fierce bond with hair makes removal less painful than standard waxing or covering a slip 'n slide with Nair. Brazilianed bits typically stay smooth for two weeks and usually require a re-wax in three to four. Unlike old friends reuniting at an actively closing restaurant, waxed hair will eventually succumb to its obvious unwelcome and will grow back finer and thinner with regular treatments. Book an appointment and devastate your body's unique ecosystem with a broad swath of smoothing, allowing you to finally understand the smug satisfaction of 19th-century timber barons.
314 Sawdust Rd.
The Woodlands, Texas 77380