Bodies, like gourmet salads and busts of Mr. Clean, are generally better with less hair. Cut scruffy excess with today's Groupon: for $150, you get six laser hair-removal sessions at Haven Medical Spa in Yorkville (up to a $600 value). Sessions can be used on the lip (a $75 value/session), chin (a $75 value/session), or both underarms (a $100 value/session).

Dr. William S. Fagman and the team of bristle busters at Haven Medical Spa apprehend unwanted strands with laser hair-removal treatments, obliterating unwanted follicles while leaving the surrounding skin unscathed. In 20–30 minute sessions, the Soprano laser hunts down fuzzy prey, incinerating targets with virtually unnoticeable pulses of laser energy but highly noticeable smirks of victory. Hair is heated to its epidermal root so that further growth is rendered nearly impossible over the course of six treatments, and the constant motion of the laser allows for faster treatment sessions. Accompanying the filament melter is a DualChill mechanism that keeps the dermis cool, allowing tattoos of ice sculptures to maintain their intended shape.