Losing weight can be a rewarding challenge, much like mastering a foreign language, consistently predicting Punxsutawney Phil’s weather patterns, and defeating an intellectual infant in a spelling bee. Conquer your goals and feel great with today’s Groupon: for $44, you get one 26 Day Original hCG Diet Drops plan from hCG Complete Diet (an $89 value).
HCG Complete Diet slims down dieters with balanced weight-loss plans that help burn fat and encourage healthy eating habits. Set in motion by the 26-day diet plan, shape shifters may lose up to one to two pounds per day, while still getting the necessary amino acids that help prevent muscle deterioration, weight-gain relapse, and daydreams of cheeseburger top hats. HCG droplets are absorbed under the tongue and exile vagrant fat cells to foreign lands, aided by nightstick-wielding organic Smooth Move teas, which share the droplets' natural distain for toxins. Svelte supporters maintain or increase energy levels with the B-vitamin complex and learn health-conscious meal ideas with approved recipes. As with surgically attaching a scaly tail and outsourcing your kidney functions to China, you should consult a doctor before starting any diet.
The FDA states that "HCG has not been demonstrated to be effective adjunctive therapy in the treatment of obesity. There is no substantial evidence that it increases weight loss beyond that resulting from caloric restriction, that it causes a more attractive or ‘normal’ distribution of fat, or that it decreases the hunger and discomfort associated with calorie-restricted diets."