Aside from warming our brains and framing our faces, hair provides the only concrete evidence of the existence of wind. Treat breeze detectors right with today’s Groupon: for $22, you get a haircut, style, and deep-conditioning treatment from stylist Margarita Roa at Head Over Heels Salon (a $55 total value).

Head Over Heels' Margarita Roa applies more than 20 years of styling experience in refurbishing outmoded hairdos through a variety of above-the-neck salon services. The coif coddling begins with a 15-minute deep-conditioning treatment and shampoo massage that infuses moisture into follicles while kneading away scalp discomfort cause by wearing live raccoons as hats. After consulting with guests to determine their desired look, Margarita wields a pair of scissors and shears away locks to craft fashionable forehead drapery. During the final styling, beauty benefactors recede into plush chairs as Margarita guides each prettified strand to its proper place to put the finishing touches on an elegant headpiece.