It was Benjamin Franklin who famously quipped, "Opposable thumbs, running shoes, and cookies for breakfast are the only things separating us from the animals." Tie some dignity to your feet with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of shoes, apparel, and accessories at Head Over Heelz, located in Mooresville at the Harris Teeter Shopping Center on Highway 150 at Perth Road.

Head Over Heelz's staggering selection of wearables garbs discerning fashionistas in easy, causal style. Naked feet find refuge from stubbed toes, rougue thumbtacks, and feather-tickling ambushes with name-brand footwear from Alegria ($89–$109), FitFlop ($60–$70), nicole ($82–$114), and MADELiNE ($28–$58). As the area's only authorized UGG Australia retailer, Head Over Heelz stocks Down Under's finest foot sheaths in a variety of fuzzy styles ($30–$280). Clothe arms, legs, and torso parts in low-key, figure-flattering apparel from labels such as Mud Pie ($28–$42). Accessories including purses from Big Buddha ($54–$92) and JPK Paris75 ($130–$168) fashionably tote everyday essentials such as a cell phone, water bottle, and collection of stolen kisses.