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What You'll Get
Massages bring bodies back in line with the natural order, populating the world with individuals who are limber, resilient, and smothered in bark. Ease your tense trunk with today's Groupon to Healing Hands Massage Services. Choose between the following options:
For $40, you get a 60-minute hot-stone or cellulite-reduction massage (an $85 value).
For $50, you get a 90-minute hot-stone or cellulite-reduction massage (a $100 value).
Healing Hands' specialized therapists forge circulatory paths through dense mazes of musculature, battling their way past knotted traps and stress bunkers with hot-stone or cellulite-reducing massage modalities. Tension built up from sitting in stiff office chairs or wrestling for coffee-line positions slowly disintegrates during massages that integrate Swedish kneading with the radiating warmth of hot stones. The soothing heat melts away hardened knots and kinks while massage therapists squeeze soreness away with precisely applied strokes.
During the cellulite-reducing session, firm palms permeate the skin’s surface with a blend of eight delicately scented oils that invigorate skin circulation while attacking dermal dents to leave the human husk looking sleek and toned. Aside from slaying stress and smoothing the skin, the physical and emotional benefits of massage include improved circulation and relief of aches and muscle tightness as well as a newfound nimbleness that allows the bearer to finally chase their dream of becoming a clown-car driver.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to 1/2 of Groupon price may apply. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.