Massages bring bodies back in line with the natural order, populating the world with individuals who are limber, resilient, and smothered in bark. Ease your tense trunk with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage at Healing Hands Massage Services (up to a $70 value).
Healing Hands' specialized therapists forge circulatory paths through dense mazes of musculature, battling their way past knotted traps and stress bunkers with Swedish or deep-tissue massage modalities. During the one-hour session, firm palms permeate the skin’s surface in deep Swedish strokes that knead away anxieties in overworked bodies. Tensions built up from sitting in stiff office chairs or wrestling for coffee line positions slowly disintegrate during massages that integrate deep-tissue kneading with the radiating warmth of a hot towel. The soothing heat melts away hardened knots and kinks while therapists squeeze soreness away with steady-handed pressure. The many physical and emotional benefits of massage include improved circulation, relief of aches and muscle tightness, and the newfound nimbleness to chase the dream of being a clown-car driver.