What You'll Get
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a colonic at Healing Waters Institute (a $75 value).
Purge internal passageways of blockages and residue with a one-hour colonic treatment. Using a gentle gravity-fed system, water flows through the colon at a low pressure, removing harmful toxins and intestinal shantytowns with minimal discomfort. After the treatment, gunk-free bodies may experience more energy, less stress, an enhanced sense of wellbeing, and higher Ms. Pac-Man scores. The colonic treatment is performed in a sequestered private room with the client settled on a comfy bed to aid relaxation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or $40 fee may apply. Not valid for clients who have used Healing Waters Institute's services in the last year. Not valid within 3 months of colonoscopy. Not valid for people in 1st trimester of pregnancy or with colon cancer. Not recommended for people with Crohn's disease. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.