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What You'll Get
The colon is a winding labyrinth that must be kept clean to allow for comfortable travels and appease the minotaur that dwells within. Clear out passageways with today's Groupon to Healing Waters Institute. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get one colon-hydrotherapy treatment (a $75 value).
- For $99, you get three colon-hydrotherapy treatments (a $199 value).
The IACT-approved colon therapists at Healing Waters Institute help patients to flush impurities and roadblocks from inner highways with gentle LIBBE open-system hydrotherapy technology. During the private one-hour treatment, the colon owner dons a modesty gown and painlessly introduces a very small tube about a half-inch into the foyer of the rectum. Using the gentle power of gravity, warm water flows in, irrigating the ascending and descending colon to ferry away fecal matter, toxins, and mistakenly consumed artificial fruit. Colonics may help relieve ailments such as constipation, diverticulitis, and hemorrhoids, but they should not be practiced by pregnant women in their first trimester, sufferers of Crohn's disease, or those with suede bowels that have not been waterproofed.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 16, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. New clients only or those who have not used services in the past year. Treatments must be used by the same person. Not valid for 1st trimester pregnant women or people with colon cancer. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.