Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a colon-hydrotherapy session at Healing Waters of Santa Barbara (a $100 value).

At Healing Waters of Santa Barbara, certified hydrotherapist Suzie Sebastian cleanses and detoxifies bodies with gentle colon hydrotherapy. Before the 45- to 60-minute treatment, Suzie carefully explains the procedure to her guests, as well as the difference between a colon and a semicolon. Patients relax and recline under a soft towel in a peaceful, private room as quadruple-filtered water, which has been purified with UV light, gently cleanses and tones interiors with no mess or leakage. As abdomens enjoy a soothing massage, water flows continuously in and out of the body, preventing fluid retention, discomfort, and rampant algae growth. The gentle gravity-flow technique involves no machines, motors, or pumps, and after the procedure, many patients enjoy benefits such as improved digestion, glowing skin, and weight loss.