Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a microcurrent nonsurgical facelift (a $62 value) at Health & Beauty Clinic in Irmo.
Health & Beauty Clinic's assortment of skillfully executed cosmetic procedures tighten skin and youthify facial features. After a destiny-determining consultation with one of the clinic’s anti-aging experts, faces undergo the brief and noninvasive microcurrent facelift treatment. Using a small electric current, the procedure stimulates blood flow beneath the skin and improves the subcutaneous drainage system, which can lift drooping features and reduce the appearance of fine lines, creases, and wrinkles. Taking only 30 minutes each, the treatment sessions can be completed during a lunch break or the fatalistic final half of a rigged soccer match and, unlike surgery, do not require extensive recovery time.
110 Oak Park Dr.
Irmo, South Carolina 29063