What You'll Get
Despite the immediate financial rewards of trashcan wrestling, the FDA-approved sport does a number on the spine. Today's Groupon will reconfigure your bruised kundalini and return the inches to your height that you lost when that anvil fell on you. For $49, new clients get a chiropractic exam, adjustment, and half-hour therapeutic massage at HealthQuest Chiropractic. Make your appointment by determining where the office's schedule and yours intersect.
Chiropractic isn't like alchemy, where any tea-leaf reader with a crystal ball can set up shop; doctors of chiropractic receive at least four academic years of education and pass national board examinations before receiving their crystal balls. Dr. Sylvia Vallotton is a graduate of Cleveland Chiropractic College in Kansas City and puts her skills to use at HealthQuest's relaxing and fully technologized facility. Her exam and adjustment of your spinal column will provide a greater range of motion and allow you to once again carry more than forty pounds of salt in one go. Dr. Vallotton's adjustment uses low-force techniques to gently restore poetic order to your back stack. Finally, your half-hour follow-up massage will increase your circulation, relax your entire body, and give your back the love and confidence it needs to stand up straight and face a brand-new year.
Patients say sitting at a desk for eight hours a day isn't the same after HealthQuest's amiable back-benders are through with you: joints fit together, back pain vanishes, tensions melt away, and your guilt for eating the last egg from the egg carton diminishes. A session also helps alleviate nerve, muscle, and organ disorders, and fights fatigue and depression. Your back is one of your largest and most crucial organs and offers a much-needed alternative to sleeping on your stomach. Treat it as you'd want to be treated and get today's Groupon.
If you would like to save your adjustment or massage for another day, this Groupon may be used over multiple visits.
HealthQuest Chiropractic has received happy customer testimonials. Here's what the heads connected to the backs are saying:
- I was having some sharp pains in my neck from sleeping on the wrong type of mattress, so I went to Dr. Sylvia and felt considerably less pain after just one session; after two or three sessions, the pain was gone -- Tim B.
- Life without back pain was something I couldn’t imagine until now -- Shelly D.
- Dr. Vallotton was able to eliminate the pain in my shoulder after more than a year of problems -- John A.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 29, 2010. Amount paid never expires. New clients only. Limit 1 per person. May buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy. May be split between multiple visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.